Hymns for ever Occupation =)
Do you know your (specific) hymn(s)?
Dentist's Hymn.................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn........There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn...........The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn..........................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn.............There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn....................Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn...........Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn....................I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn.........................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn...................Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn.......................Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn.............I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn.......He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn............................The Great Physician
Sunday School Children's Hymn ... Tell Me the Stories of Jesus
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
45mph...................God Will Take Care of You
65mph...................Nearer My God To Thee
85mph...................This World Is Not My Home
95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph..................Precious Memories
Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk
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Grace and Peace,
Yow.
Lulz have been had.
Check
THIS out, guys =) Lolz....
The lengths people will go to to cash in on politics...
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Grace and Peace,
Yow.
Christmas...
Happy Birthday, Jesus... I know You're next to me, but sometimes you seem so far away...
Y'know how people always say to keep in touch? Why is it so hard sometimes to keep in touch with someone who's right there, all the time?
Newayz, thanks, Jesus... For being here, for still holding on to me...
I Love You, Jesus...
Happy birthday.
Acts 2:38... This made me smile =)
A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the
act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
(Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins
may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and
explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why
did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to
you.'
'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'
Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: Knowing
scripture can save your life - in more ways than one!--
Grace and Peace,
Yow.
WOOOOOOT!
WOAH! I've decided
what I want for christmas this year.
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Grace and Peace,
Yow.
WOW!!!
Okay, i know i'm suppose to be Thesis-ing...but this is just TOOO much... check it out, ppl!
Turbaconducken...Yes, it's a DUCK, wrapped in BACON, stuffed in a CHICKEN, ALSO wrapped in BACON, then stuffed in a TURKEY, and AGAIN wrapped in BACON. Goodness, the CALORIES...
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Grace and Peace,
Yow.
Jokes =)
Siew Pau Joke ONE
One day, Siew pau and Maggi mee had a big fight. Maggi mee beat Siew Pau up until he had bruises all over his body.
Siew Pau lost in the fight and went back to tell all his Pau family;kaya pau, tau sa pau, curry pau, tai pau, char siew pau and etc.
So together all the paus went to find Maggi mee for revenge.
On the way... they met Spaghetti... so all the paus ran up to Spaghetti and beat the hell out of him. Spaghetti then screamed...
"WHAT DID I DO? I don't even know you all"???.
Then the Siew Pau said...
"HEH! MAGGI MEE! Don't think I can't recognize you after you do REBONDING!"
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Grace and Peace,
Yow.
